Thursday 7 May 2009

Proclamation

The reign of the Queen of the Failed Endeavor ends today. You shall count three signs over the next week which shall serve as proof. The number of the counting shall be three and three is the number thou shalt count. Precedence for the counting hath been set here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk

The first sign shalt be the arrival of a 2009 Kestrel Talon. The Talon shalt endeavor to fill the mighty shoes of the Kestrel SCI.

The second sign shalt be the overcoming of the obstacles set forth by those naughty in our sight (Boeing and British Airways) to securith a seat on an airplane bound for the British Isles.


The third sign shalt be the finalizing of lodgings for visiting family members in August.
Let it be so.

4 comments:

Julie said...

The Force will be with you...always.

Vincent Muoneke said...

The Talons on thy Kestrel shall claw thru all obstacles.

Robert H said...

It's like ya'll are speakn' Chinese.

Peter McKay said...

While visiting the drier climate of the eastern side of the state, I have seen the 2009 Kestrel Talon and proclaim it to be very beautiful, sleek and quick, however, not so much as the woman who mounts and rides it.